Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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