Reggie can tackle my bush.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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