I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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