I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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