I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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