everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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