How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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