Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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