sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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