her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
My vagina is officially offended.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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