Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
you win again, gameday.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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