I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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