How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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