Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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