Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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