I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
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