ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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