I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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