I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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