none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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