And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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