sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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