how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
