She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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