my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
i came on her dog
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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