i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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