no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
only if we run a train.
done.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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