I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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