Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
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