so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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