i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
where does the pee come out of this thing
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
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