Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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