i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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