How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
You may now shotgun with the bride
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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