it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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