Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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