dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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