im holly from the hills drunk
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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