My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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