before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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