I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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