I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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