kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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