sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I just googled if crying burns calories
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I woke up under a house in Key West
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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