I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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