Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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