She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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