I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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