Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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