he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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