she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Randomize
