I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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