I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Shame - the story of my life.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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