did you get engaged???
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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