I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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