is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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