I CAN MOONWALK!
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
bring money and cleavage
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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