I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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