But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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